Al Gore: Manbearpig and all of his bullshit.

lookin' like manbearpig This isn’t going to be a comprehensive article on Al Gore and all of his man made global warming bullshit. I will eventually get to that, and all the pseudo science that follows. I’ll also get into the real science. My goal with this article is to shine some light on all of the things Al Gore has said about global warming, and trust me… It’s all bullshit. Some of it is pretty funny though.

If you missed his 24 hour climate extravaganza, aka climate dog and pony show, don’t worry. You didn’t miss anything. It really doesn’t matter who watched it. Polls show that people are no longer buying into this crap. This isn’t very surprising though. Seeing as how the man behind the pseudo science only talks the talk. Walking the walk is for suckers and clueless people apparently. While lecturing the world about reducing CO2 emissions and saving energy, Gore’s own mansion uses 20 times the energy of the average American home. I smell… hypocrisy. I’m sure at this point you are asking how on earth do I know this? Well my friends, I have a link, and where there’s a link, there’s an article. In February 2007, the Tennessee center for policy research revealed that the gas and electric bills for the former vice president’s 20-room home and pool house devoured nearly 221,000 kilowatt-hours in 2006, more than 20 times the national average of 10,656 kilowatt-hours. These figures were not disputed by Gore. “If this were any other person with $30,000-a-year in utility bills, I wouldn’t care,” said the Center’s president, Drew Johnson. “But he tells other people how to live and he’s not following his own rules.”

If that isn’t enough, I have more. Gore recently called on women to access ‘fertility management’ to combat over population. For those of you who are on the fence about the meaning of ‘fertility management’, it’s abortion folks.

“Gore is completely wrong when he tells us that the science of climate change is settled. If his “Climate Reality Project” actually did promote climate realism, he would tell us that the science is in a period of negative discovery — the more we learn, the more we realize we do not understand about this, arguably the most complex science ever tackled. Rather than “remove the doubt,” as Gore says, we need to recognize the doubt,” writes Tom Harris.

Moving on to the final part of this article. Having failed with drowning polar bears, global super storms, and a myriad of other made up events, it appears that not paying carbon taxes to ‘ole manbearpig might result in ‘green’ extraterrestrial beings getting pissed. At us, of course. A new study conducted by researchers at Nasa’s Planetary Science Division posits that “green” ETs might get angry at Bubba driving his gas-guzzling SUV and respond by wiping humankind off the face of the earth to “protect other civilizations”.

“It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim,” says this Guardian report

I really don’t know what else I could add to this. I’m sure the point I’m trying to make is moot, seeing as how most people don’t buy into this anyway. I guess for those of you who were on the fence, or actually believed polar bears couldn’t swim, here you go. Take this new found knowledge and spread it far and wide. You could also do this thing called ‘research’. I hear that works wonders. Cheers.

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